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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck
"Dogs are miracles with paws." Susan Kennedy
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” Louis Sabin
“No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.” Stanley Leinwoll
"Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of is tail.." Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley
"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me." Jimi Celeste
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs." Martha Scott
"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later."Erma Bombeck
"My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog." Carl Rowan
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.” George Graham Vest
“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.” M. Facklam
“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart.” Unknown
“To err is human, to forgive canine.” Unknown
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man..” Mark Twain
“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.” Gene Hill
“Histories are more full of the examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” Alexander Pope
“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.” Sigmund Freud
“The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.” Konrad Lorenz
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. " Roger Caras
"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why." Unknown
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." Samuel Butler
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying." George Bird Evans
"Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really." Agnes Sligh Turnbull
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." Franklin P. Jones
"Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend." Corey Ford
"From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog." Mabel Louise Robinson
"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." Andy Rooney
"A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such." John Holmes
"The more I see of man, the more I like dogs." Madame de Staël
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." Roger Caras
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." Fran Lebowitz
"What are little boys, made of? Frogs and snails, And puppy dog tails, That's what little boys, are made of” Unknown
"Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved...plus numerous other ailments of life." Richard Allan Palm
"Happiness is a warm puppy!" Charles Shultz
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